i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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