Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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