We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
be right there i have to get my cape
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I'm sobbing to NWA
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
