Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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