help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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