why did so many people call this a good night? she kissed RYAN FUCKING CABRERA. have you seen him? chubbyfaced tool. why would you want dick that's been in ashlee simpson?
I know at least 3 girls who have hooked up with Ryan Cabrera. He's a slut. If that poor Riley girl thinks she's his girlfriend, she is in for a nasty surprise
this post is not necessarilly a lie just because his bitch girlfriend said he wouldnt cheat... hate to break it to you slut.... but i was there and he was making out with maaaddd bitches (which blows my mind, look at him) and him taking a bra from a drunk bitch isnt cheating RETARD!
This is Riley, Ryans' girlfriend....and this post is FAKE. I was with him last night. He would never cheat on me. I'm too hot to hold and too much to handle.
So I also had a similar experience; but I adopted an inflatable palm tree named Carlisle, got hit on by Ryan Cabrerra, just took a picture with him, took a picture with Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite because they were hanging out, payed for pizza, and went to sleep at my own house. This is what someone who doesn't drink did in a similar situation. Oh & I'm from Tampa and go to FSU too. Small world.
12:29 nice attempt at being funny.. you're not, go kill yourself. And this is such a fake text.. She doesn't even know his name and why would you want to kiss him?? Uck
Whoever is saying it isn't Tallahassee because its 813 is retarded. I have an 813 area code & live in Tallahassee, go to FSU & have flashed for free Gumby's after a drunken night on the Tennessee strip.
Seriously, first of all Tampa is 813.
Tallahassee is 850 you dipshits.
Second of all, miss text, I doubt you kissed Ryan Cabrera, but if you did, you're dumb.
Third of all, Ryan and Riley SO look at the 813 area code texts from last night.
Get real, get a life.
And I've never tried Gumby's, but I'm so guessing I should if it's worth flashing over.
If you guys LIVE in Tallahassee and don't even know you're own area code is 850, LEARN YOUR NUMBERS.
hahaha just the thought that elvis' granddaughter and ryan cabrera are stalking around on this site "defending their honor" or whatnot really makes my life. kinda makes me glad that i'm not famous <3
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