hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
He did a backflip because drugs
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