Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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