there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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