Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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