Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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