I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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