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  She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face

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• Always remember a girls name

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:50am

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• Maybe she sobered up

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:53am

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• A way to a girls pants later on in the night, is to remember their name.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:07am

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• OP is just pathetic! Dumbass

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:51am

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• She didn't go home with you because she's a stripper, and you paid her to dance with her vagina in your face. You sound like a giant douche, so that's most likely the reason she didn't go home with you.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:52am

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• taco squat!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:00am

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• First

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:13am

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• guess even whore have standards. he mightve been to distracted to pay attention to what her name was, vagina in the face can do that

  Submitted by Lenobia on Feb 3, 10 at 9:14am

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• Wat a slut

  Submitted by CubeZero on Feb 5, 10 at 4:10pm

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• Dude, that was just an excuse. She thinks you suck and wouldn't have gone home w you anyway, homey.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:28pm

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• Funnys shit

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:18am

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• Yeah, girls are crazy like that.

  Submitted by Herschel on Feb 3, 10 at 2:23pm

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• EDIT: She wouldn't go home with me cause I am a Tool....

  Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 3, 10 at 9:10am

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• 

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:16am

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• Dude how hard is it to remember soneone's name??

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:08am

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• Did ur nose get wet?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:41am

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• This also happened to me at a party. Not a stripper, just a slut who was angry I called her the wrong name. Ooops. She showed me the vag and then gave me the quiz. Trap.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:56am

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• Agreed. What an uptight cunt

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:06pm

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• She prolly knew u had a chode

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:32am

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• Why didn't you make her? Women love excessive force, believe you me.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:07am

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  • It's true. If the bitch still puts up a fight shove a couple roofies down her throat to calm her nerves. The rest is a cake walk, believe you me.

    Submitted by greenbumho on Feb 3, 10 at 11:24pm

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• Nice! I finally posted first!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:47am

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• Oh I get it! You Wanted her vagina on your face!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:24am

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