Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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