Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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