should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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