dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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