yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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