i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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