Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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