you would pick up someone in the library
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
