Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
