dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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