Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
