Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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