You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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