How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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