Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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