At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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