i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i would punch a child for taco bell
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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