whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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