Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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