She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I enjoy the company of your penis
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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