For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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