i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
false alarm, still single
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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