did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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