Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
