I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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