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  • :) That's thinking ahead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:57am
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  • Been there done that!

    Submitted by herrrrro on May 7, 10 at 12:10am
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  • Awww... sober you is always trying to help out drunk you...it's so cute!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:41pm
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  • chuck norris counted to infinti twice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:40am
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  • I just cleaned out my ass because I know you face would be in it later

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:44pm
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  • my roommate had this kind of foresight. and in fact planned her vomit induced drinking around bathroom cleanings...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:35pm
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  • i have so done that haha. we have this big annual party and as goodie bags for guests: bottle of water, tylenol/motrin, a little bowl for the morning, crackers and handiwipes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:07pm
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  • But the bathroom floor is always so nice an cold when you're puking/about to pass out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:35pm
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  • skip the toilet, and just sit in the bathtub and or just vomit in there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:20pm
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  • OMFG FIRST GUYS LOOOK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:15pm
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  • 6:41 hahaha isn't that from a text a couple weeks ago?? But the other way around...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:00pm
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  • Chuck Norris won the World Series Of Poker holding a green uno card, get out of jail free monopoly card and a joker. 3 cards....that's it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:43am
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  • Randomly placing pillows on the ground helps against passouts. TWENTIETH!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:32pm
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  • I always make sure the toilet is clean before I have people over, just in case. I also make sure the bathroom floor is extra clean too. You never know who'll pass out on it :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:30pm
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  • 8:02- why does it matter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:41pm
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  • yeah cuz that one was funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:06pm
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  • 6:17 -my brother just died in a fire.. fucked up. -THIRTEENTH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:20pm
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  • Yeah it was. I was hoping someone would remember that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:03pm
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  • FIVEHUNDREDANDTWENTYSEVENTH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:33pm
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  • That kind of demonstration of responsibility and forethought proves this texter isn't an alcoholic, just a drunk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:45pm
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  • you people seriously need to learn how to spell (6:15 and 6:16)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:02pm
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  • handle your shit better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:15pm
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  • OP, thinking ahead, good job. 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:24pm
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  • Always be prepared.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:28am
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