idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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