Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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