Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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