David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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