I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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