he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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