I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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