i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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