He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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