Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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