i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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