he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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