Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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