what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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