Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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