I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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