dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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