mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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