we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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