My brain says no but my pants say off.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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